askveloxsonus asked: Yo Author! what would be the most awesome way to die?
Easy. Getting run-over by a monster truck getting driven by The Incredible Hulk.
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Your Requests
Finishing up a few requests. I’ll be heading home from Hyper’s house by late tomorrow afternoon. I’ve been living here for the past 4 days (away from my PC back home) so I haven’t been able to do/upload anything. Very sorry. For those of you waiting for the mail-in art I’ll make sure to handle with extra care.
HyperAsthmatic the Zombie (1 of 3)
One of us is dead and the other is sleep deprived. Hyper went under the knife… er, drill, Thursday and her heart stopped beating a little after 8:30am. But, no worries! It’s to be expected when administered anesthesia. That last added thought is a little unsettling but no was panicing. I would know. I was in the lobby reading the shitiest zombie comic book I had ever layed my hands on (Hyper is making me finish it against my will). I wasn’t panicing either. There’s nothing to panic about other than the fact that she’s back from the dead. She woke up with a face bloated like a dead body. Her incoherent mumbling put off the dentist long enough for her to rip out her jugular with her freshly raw teeth. Thank God we left right after she woke up. In the car ride back home she kept growling at people in cars, at the stop light, and pedestrians. All I could do was take pictures. We stopped by the local suermarket before heading home. She caused quite a scene. It was disasterous. Once the paramedics and authorities had arrived, to pick up the dead and the badly injured, she got tired and hung on to me while we continued picking up groceries. I told the cops she just came out from dental surgery and that’s why her face was swollen and bloody. All true but only a half truth. Now I’ve been keeping her company for the past few days staying up all night making sure she doesn’t turn me into a zombie. I kinda am a zombie, but only because I’m sleep deprived.
